And to make sure our comic book style romance doesn't develop into more children I gotta put my junk under the knife.
Here I'm filling out a paper stating that I wasn't forced to get a vasectomy...how do they know I wasn't forced to sign the paper?.
They gave me a little condom schooling...
Did you know that they have polyurethane condoms?
Ultra-thin and strong
Compatible with both water-based and oil-based lubricants
No latex allergens
Medical-grade polyurethane
Clear and Odor-Free
but sadly my penis is of average length but as big around as a peanut butter jar so none of the condoms they showed me fit ...so Vasectomy it is!!!!!!
I wont be needing the 50 condoms they gave me so I have been using them as socks for my kids.
Olive is more than a little happy about it, she is the only woman I ever met whose passion meets mine.
She was so happy, she wore her "Goin to the cock doc" sombrero.
It could cost $600 so I'm looking for a place (near Belmont street) to have the benefit concert.
I told my ex-wife that I was getting a vasectomy...she didn't speak...she just hauled off and punched me in the mouth.
She was PISSED!
"D. I been telling you to get fixed for...how old is our daughter?"
"10 years old" my little girl yelled from across the house.
After she cooled off she thanked me for being a male who is taking charge of my own fertility.
One of the first things I do when I make my fortune is start some free male sterility clinics...there are enough humans on the planet.
1 comment:
sterilize them all and let god sort it out....oh and frozen peas cool the junk the best when yer on the mend.To have the freedom of sex without the hassle of kids..try the crusher by Scabco
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