I don't want any more rabbits!
Who knows a dick-doc?
I think I'm going to need to throw a benefit show...A cock fight and jello wrestling rock benefit!!!
Wouldn't that be such a feat...to pay for male sterilization with a rocknroll circus benefit?
I expect it to cost about $750, I don't like to buy anything without haggling.
Maybe I should find an inexpensive doc on the Craigslist?
Well...maybe not, a cheap doc may leave my twinky stinky.
I just have to get this "ISSUE" sorted before my old lady decides that she can do it herself in a Safeway bathroom.
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Hi, Dingo you never cease to amuse me. I love your blog and spirit. as soon as the new year turns I will be hounding you to be part of jakes party. I have to look at the budget (yuck) then make you a offer.
recommended reading, from (sorta) local publisher, microcosm:
http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/title/1009/
my idea: maybe you just need to post some videos on republican/conservative web sites saying "how much would you donate to prevent this man from being able to produce offspring?". i bet you get $7500. enough to sterilize 10 clowns!
Hey Wendy!
I would LOVE to go perform in your town again.
I made such good friends when I was there and my buddy has a beach house nearby...just say the word.
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