Breaking up is hard to do...easy if you were never with the person, you can just Email

dEAREST AYLEEN,
> We have to break up (sniff)cuz I found a lady that loves me, we'll
> always have M.C.B.F.s 5-7, be strong.
> Live well, goodbye.
> I'll
> always
> like
> you
> Dingo the Clownarchist
>

her reply:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we could have made beautiful children

or did we make beautiful children?

I know what you're doing for that lady and I bet she will always
appreciate and remember it.



Here's to the beautiful children we never had a chance to make

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(sigh)
Now what do I do with this "NAUGHTYCROTTY" tatoo?