We are loud and we stir up huge crowds as well as blow stuff up, they always want us shut down first these days.
We clowns just lost a lot of income so what do we do? Cry?
Don't think so buddy, things always work out for us, I relaxed.
We went inside to entertain ourselves with a nice game of Jello Slurp.
Will Workforf Ood was the "ref" or as we call him in Jello Slurp "A Bastard".
'Merica is a champ sucker so she gave me a head start.
She quickly overtook me with her straw of steel (made of plastic, not straw).
The jello had been made by our 8 year old so it didn't have enough water in the mix.
I think it also may have been flavored with back medication.
I almost won by default as 'Merica got so close to puking she could just taste it.
I had been doing stunts and comedy for hours and I don't like Jello, 'Merica beat me fair and square.
I really tried to win, you can see I rubbed my nose raw on the pie tin.
Merica was a good sport and only gloated about her win for a couple of years.
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