BIKE PORN was a blast! (click here for pics)

We held down a line that ran around the block, entertaining the people during Rev. Phil's Bike Porn Movie at the Clinton Street Movie Theatre this last friday,
It's really what we do well, working without a net.
Bizzy did some head stands to show off her underwear,we all bugged the crowd, humiliated them and offered them awful sex.
I would run up and ask a large group "Who Wants ta get Layed??
When someone said "I DO"
Miss Dameener would run up and say "Then crawl up a chickens ass HAW HAW HAW!"
There were so many people we could do that gag over and over again.
We rode around screwing for hours, Officer Down, took his gal Mis Demeener to the moon, I just had some sex with my 26" red love cat The General Lee (it's a girls bike with a dead generals name).


Inside the bike porn movies rocked,I sure enjoyed watching my friends get it on with bikes on the silver screen.
We did some live stuff on stage, I screwed up pretty good by being clumsey.
In the script, I was to take outt the MC's (Jason) legs and make him pleasure Officer Down, I didn't realize that the MC was attached to a microphone that was in turn attached to some electronic gizmos full of flashing lights and stuff.
I grabbed the nude dude and threw him at Pinga, he went down, the mic went with him and all watched in horror as the whole bank of gizmos hit the floor!
Other than that the whole thing went off great, a good time was had by all of us.

I loved meeting all the people that dwell near Clinton St.
After the movie was the midnight mystery ride, it should have been called "The EPIC Midnight Mystery ride.
We met in an intersection and dwelled for a bit as our numbers grew, then we jutted out into the neighborhood.

I estimate there were around 150-300 of us gliding on bikes through a neighborhood like a giant electric slug made of red and white lights.
At some point we ran into another ride, a bigger one, we all merged and became hundreds of people riding in the dark.
From a tall bike the view is like a floating city, I felt like I could have just walked from Bike to bike.
Amazing ride littered with flat tires, busted gear bathroom breakers.
We went down into some trails that led into the woods.
I can't tell you what we did.
After abit so many folks were drunk I no longer could stand to talk to them,
I rode home, slept, woke up and was a judge in the Stump Town Joust Down.
Peet won.