from Rev.Phil

Hi there litigation fans, we're back with more Naked Justice News.

--recap--
I was hit by a drunk driver during the 2006 World Naked Bike Ride then
arrested by her ago-cop boyfriend passenger.
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We are not going to court May 9th and 10th. We have rescheduled our
Naked Justice court date for June 27th and 28th.

Alas, One of my witnesses, Curt Dewees was injured Sunday, April 29th
and will not be able to testify until he heals. In his words:

I was involved in a bad bike crash Sunday night at about 10 p.m.
I was heading downhill on SE Harrison after dark, but I had
lights. Not sure what happened because I suffered a bad
concussion and lost all memory of the crash and any events just
prior to the crash. I broke my left scapula and bones on left
side of my face. from trying to piece it together, I may have
swerved hard to avoid something --dog, car, other cyclist, who
knows, hit an unseen curb extension, and did a Superman flight
off the front of my bike, hitting the ground and parked car with
my face. I really don't have any memory of it.

Damn Curt, that is woe with a capital "OH!" Everyone here at Naked
Justice Industries is pulling for you. Take care, I want you back in the
saddle and rolling strong.

MOREOVER the World Naked Bike Ride is coming again! Saturday, June 9th
we estimate that 700 riders will take to the street in glorious
self-expression:
http://www.shift2bikes.org/wiki/pedalpalooza:dance_party

Besides riding your bike naked the month of June is already full of
events that are fun and (mostly) free:
http://www.shift2bikes.org/pedalpalooza/pp2007.php

Why even I have an event on the calendar...

Q: what is bike porn?
A: the sexiest bicycle culture on earth

** THE PORNOGRAPHY OF THE BICYCLE **
June 8th
Clinton St Theater 26th and SE Clinton
8:45pm - 10:45pm

This could be the most impressive night of visual biker bliss, ever. Or
it might just offend you to no end. I hope you come beer witness and let
me know either way!

Thanks again to all my witness, private investigators, lawyers and
friends who keep me healthy and out of jail (still).

rev


ps extra thanks to Curt, Dat, Brownwin and Stu. Soon we will have a new
poster with more awesome nudity than ever before. Yalls should be
excited. stay tuned!