Mercury HG 80, she (a.k.a. quick silver)has an atomic weight of 80, is a transition metal, and naturally loves hanging out in the crust of the earth and in oceans.
For her involvement in justice:
Goons slaughter sharks for fins; Goons eat fins; Fins hold largest concentration of mercury; Mercury causes systemic poisoning of goons.
For her involvment in industry:
It first starred as smoke stack candy in the Chinese factory that made your new leaf blower. She was an insoluble heavy metal. There, with a lot of churning and hard work she concentrated herself into a water soluble poison. Evaporating along with a bunch of water molecules, she toured the globe, finally settling down with the good old Oregon Rain. WOW!
Mercury... Element of the Century?
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plus, how many liquid, toxic metals get shoved up your butt? separated by a tiny glass tube (unless you pinch too hard)? wait, i mean in a thermometer!
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