glyptodonts

Hi, it's Christmas eve and I don't really care.
I'm watching the pope do his Xmas B.S. for the world on TV. They are using all the "smells and bells" ruse that they always use to fool people. When I was in second grade I was in Sunday school at a Catholic church and even back then the stories they were feeding me didn't have the ring of truth so now that I know much more they just look stupid. Thats ok to look stupid (really, i do it all the time) but this cult has used it's propaganda to really screw over people for 1,500 years or so. Right now the Pope is telling the story of Jesus, he is in a giant room full of people and his rap sounds like a load of horse pucky. The room is full of large, expensive props and the idea of grandeur, gold, silver, big hats, latin chanting fool people into thinking the guy at the pulpit knows god personally. Christmas trees and all those Christmas/solstice rituals were a corporate take over of the Druids and Picts, they wuz robbed!Now the church has gone all over the world and converted all who didn't get enslaved or small poxed into a made up religion the Pharaoh would have been proud of. A big enemy for Catholic leaders are the gays, I love gay people, I think they are the part of our species that is in charge of population control. Think about it, if we have evolved out of having natural predators, wouldn't it make sense to have a large part of the population not breeding?anyway, in the spirit of sending out some real information through the cloud of catholic disinformation, heres my favorite extinct animal of the week. Glyptodonts: AW man is this critter sweet, a mammal, related to the Armadillo, big as a Mazda, no front teeth but huge back teeth and at the end of it's tail...a big ass club like bone. It ate plants near the waters edge and lived in the Americas during the Pliocene Epoch. The heavy weapons and armor protected it from most predators but it didn't stand a chance vs. human apes that crossed a land bridge and hunted the slow moving animals with spears. The last breeding pair were accidentally killed when Noah's arc landed on them, they are now up in heaven with white Baby Jesus.