war pigs

The Draft is Comin'! YEAH!
Alright, draft time everyone, this is gonna be great!
“What?” you may ask, “why in the world would you be excited about the corporate war machine nabbing our young people, giving them a gun, rations, no helmet, and sending them off to an illegal oil war?! You suck, Dingo!”
Well friends, as usual, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
See, I think they should start a draft up, and before the first young victim is plucked from high school, we institute a system where all the contractors and corporate goons get drafted first. They're already in Iraq, and they do love killing people with no oversight. They would just be getting a huge pay cut.
“Hey clown, they may not want to take a pay cut or get oversighted, they have a good scam goin!”
Well, we can just tell them that by helping get our people out of Iraq, they will all be eligible for the “pewter, die cast, Iraqi civil war chess set,” if they survive. Of course if they were doing the job most of the troops are doing they won't...survive, that is.
They should get missions we wouldn't send unmanned vehicles into, and have them be led by the likes of Mr. Rush Limbaugh, because after the blood bath they have inflicted so far in Iraq, we sure don't need them here walking our streets, those creeps are gonna be insane.
Then we draft all the Chicken Hawk politicians. Make the ages start from 39 to 60 years old, so the guilty are sure to see some combat. Actually, I'm surprised that they didn't go years ago. In past civilizations, the leaders were the first to go to the front. I would be so ashamed of myself, sending kids to go die without at least killing a village or two myself.
They say that the war can't end without a draft. Thats cool, just send the right people in, the ones who are profiting from the war.
Yay! Maybe now all those kids who joined the military to get an education can come home, go to college, get rich, buy a restaurant, and I can be their dishwasher!

Dingo Dizmal,
NE Alberta st.