Hey Liz this is for your zine!

Dig this,
Here are some things we found to be helpful.
#1. (REUSE)Some onions and tomatos come in plastic net bags,after you eat the produce you can use the bag as a dish scrubber.
#2.(BUCKET FLUSH)Keep a five gallon bucket around the bathtub and washing machine so you can use the water twice to flush the toilet.
#3.(FOOD NOT LAWNS) A lawn full of grass is crazy, lawns full of food puts you in control of what you eat and I bet the planet likes anything that keeps those nasty lawnmowers parked.
#4.(darn it) If you didn't know about sewing patches with dental floss, it's really strong.
#5.(keep dry from back wheel spray)Roll up a newspaper and lay it in your bike rack or stuff it under your seat to make a handy-dandy rain guard,the free weeklies and laminated rental guides work great.
#6.(WEEED!)If you want a toke and don't have a potato or apple to carve, a glass eyedropper from one of those hippy potions makes a good pinch hitter.
#7.(uh....)#6 made me forget #7 and I don't know why.
#8.(scrubbing stubborn dishes) Mix lemon juice & salt to make an abrasive bleaching agent. Good for cutting boards, pots&pans, & bathrooms.
#9.(WAR) If you're caught in a Napoleonic war, and are facing cavalry attacks, have your infantry form two lines the first kneeling in the shape of a square (it worked in a dream).
#10.(laundry)You can do a whole load of washing with 1 oz. Dr.Bronner's castille soap and two tbsp. baking soda the soap gets the washing clean and the baking soda gets the stench of your critch rot out.
#11.(not saying you should drive but...)If you drive in the snow, you can do three things:drive, break and stop, just not at the same time.