tug-o-rama

Tug OF WAR!!!
In an effort to afford more wacky and complicated metal sculptures like for instance, a proper fence we at the Alberta street Clown House are hosting,
The Clown House Tug-A-War Invitational!!!
*Teams can have any amount of players but they collectively can't weigh more than 400 lbs.
*The match will occur over the city famous “Clown House Mud Pit Of Doom”
*Oh yeah you get a trophy too, plus a Super tall bike bearing your banner and proclaiming your victory for a month.
*20 bucks per team to get in.
*We could use some gift cerificates so all who play can come away winners.

This is
not ----------->
tug-a-war.

It's the same pit
though.
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Contact old Dingo the clown to enter, and for time and date.
fastclown@veryfast.biz