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OK OK OK
I'm watching the news and I'm gonna type my reactions to each story.
AAAAAAH!
EEEEEW!
EEEEEW?
AAAAcoff coff!
cute.
AAAAAH!!

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aaaah!
aaaah!
her boob is fallin out!
aaaah!

sHEESH MAN, IT'S HARD TO WATCH BAD NEWS BUT YOU KNOW THE NEWS PEOPLE
have a saying "If it bleeds, it leads" how about some news like "Paul made a friend today under the Burnside Bridge" or something like that.