“First Ever Fridge DANGER EVENT, off-road modified/'chvnk' trials.
Events
are unsanctioned, punch and run, in the Woodstock neighborhood of SE.
Events including but not limited to: Unimproved Duals, Downhill
Bikecross,
Downhill Speed trial, Technical course. I swear, it's all very fun.
DANGER EVENT begins at 2pm on Saturday 11, February.
DANGER PARTY begins in your heart, at 9pm or so, w/Captured By Porches,
pdx,
and RAD DJ (Not his real name) spinning soul, funk, r$b, hiphop,
whatnot,
to get your ass on.
All dangers, event and party, VAN ESTAR @ THE FRIDGE, SE 39th $
Woodstock
Blvdvd.
Only modified bikes will be permited to compete. Only people will be
permited to party.
CRUNK.
p.s. This is not a CHVNK d.c.l.x.v.i event, though we dig those guys
and
hope they show up.
p.p.s. Your ass is grass.”
>>END COMMUNICATION<<
That's a little short notice for us (the clowns) but some may show.
I bet if I did show I would win a ton of events. esecially since there will be a guy inflicting "spinning soul, funk, r$b, hiphop", I hate that stuff so much it always makes me violent and angry, thats a good edge to have when competing.
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