Barakka Bob The exploiter.
my work character,
Loogidat beuteeful plate of fish and Sambar.
Gooooood.
"The crew",
So the owner's "Attack pony tail" is quite inept and has no idea what a restraunt needs to work correctly. To his credit, he did eventually get us some rice but I hear he said that doing a little shopping is really wearing him out. He said that to people who have been there 11 hours and have burned fingers and sore feet, what a joke. I hear since the place is going under, he is suggesting that the employees work for free under his leadership as a collective and maybe make a bunch of money, maybe none.
The question on all our minds is:
If we do all the work and take the huge risk, what do we need you for?
There is one good advantage to working for drunks, I get to work with the very best pirate crew ever.
I'm Barakka Bob the exploiter, not a pirate but still a bastard.
It's great to be able to work with guys who already have back stories.
Capt. No Beard took over when I was fired a few months ago.
1st. mate Dirge Spruntwell Leafweather the 4th.
Capt. Ben No Beard, Barakka Bob.
We all have big knives in hand.
This is a bread sculpture of the devil in a carrot boat, laughing at a drowning guy while a devil shark waits for scraps on another plate.
Below that is a "No Love" sculpture.
They were made by First mate Dirge.
Alison and Joylie, the "Front Wenches" (Not shown is Sarah the wench who was busy sweeping the bathroom for hidden cameras)
Capt. No Beard has no problem with dishes.
1 comment:
yaaaaarrrr! whats best about a failing restaraunt and a bunch of scallywags cookin in the kitchen?
the business sinks to the depths of davy jones lockaarrr and the scallywags float over the sunset to cook up anothaarrr!
to the best crew of no good exploiters and fourths: may no kitchen go unparodied and all pony tails be shorn! jaaaaarrrrr!
-capt. no beard
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