Hey folks I'd like to invite you all to join in the Pepto Dizmal toy drive!!!
Here ya go...
I took the lead from the tv stations, bikers and firemen who do this every year.
Ours is a little diferent, heres how it works:
1) You buy a toy.
2) I throw it in a truck.
3) We get a drunk guy to drive it off a cliff.
The Pepto Dizmal toy drive!!!!
Why, you ask?
Well, being a lower income American with a kid, and also having recolections of childhood myself, I know that a kid will play with anything, from leaves to rocks; from pets to the contents of the recycling bin.
Imagination got me where I am today (not so rich but truly enriched).
When they do these drives, they always ask for new toys.
Lets follow the money shall we?
Who gets a xmass gift with this practice?
FRIKKIN WALLMART, that's who! (you know: the people who distroy small towns and sell garbage made in China)
Poor people don't need more crap, they need rent and heat. So, with the Pepto Dizmal toy drive, we aim to crash the truck off a cliff, it explodes making heat, and then a poor family can live in the burned out hull.
Merry Christian!!!!
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Wow, Dingo, you can be a real sarcastic bastard, sometimes.
why would you instruct us to buy a new toy to be driven off the cliff? shouldnt we steal one instead? or recycle an old one, from the free porch?
yeah, my kid has great fun with any old thing. toys are lame, but she does like the little plastic horseys. oh well... most of the stuff we have is second-hand.
ok that right, I don't condone theft but I do like recycling.
UG, the toy drive comercials are just pouring out, it's unbearable, almost impossible to enjoy smoking pot and watching the show Cops.
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