OK now were gettin some where. We just got a letter from the city and another one from the local restraunts. They basically say: "Thank you for all the public service, fixing up so many free bikes, putting on all those free shows, and bringing commerce and goodwill to Alberta in recent years. Your homeschool program is a great way to releive some of the strain on our neighborhood school." Since we appear to be exausted from keeping it up so long, they are lending us a dumpster and some guys from the county jail, to help us catch up with the cleaning...AND they gave us a check for a few hundred dollars for the money we lost, and just to help out our shattered nerves, they tracked down the developer who complained, and fined him 2 grand for abusing the city services.
Then, a huge South American Chupacabra flew out of my butt, and showed me the REAL letter we got today from the city, threatening us and calling us a nusiance.