My lovely mug came out in the paper today. I got a round of applause at the Star E. Rose cafe and all day people have been looking at me and cracking up. I hope it helps me sell some Dawg Snax. I don't want to complain about a cool event but those folks sure mixeled up my words (My words got mixed up with Pepto's, that sux cuz Peptos a big JERK).
They didn't mention the point of the article I wrote, that they wrote about what I wrote.
The idea of the article they were mentioning I wrote was, we helped cleaned up a neighborhood so good that we could no longer afford to live in it.
The Tribune just kind of said,"Look at the silly idiots with funny names and their so-called Clown house".
Did they skip my gentrification whine on purpose? NAAAAH! The media is 100% right and honest no matter how many times they are proven to be full of it. At least he said it was entertaining, thats the least I could hope for.
Today I made a deal to put the "Rubber Chicken collection of world history" painting set in a new night spot called Zaytoon. It's going up in November. The woman who writes the checks there seems to be a real fire cracker, I'll let ya know how those things progress as they happen.
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So I'm a BIG JERK, huh?
If I'm such a BIG JERK, howcum ya named the BAND after me? Huh? HUH?
If anyone's a BIG JERK, it's those newspaper people, calling the band "The Pepto Dizmals"...
...Ya know, on second thought, that's pretty sexy: kinda like The Donnas, only instead of a buncha dumb ol' hot chicks, it's like 5 of me! That makes 5 times the weeping pustules, and 5 shit-eating grins! Lookout, ladies, it's the Pepto Dizmals!
Speaking of shit-eating grins, Howcum Dingo gets his boring ol' face in the paper, and not me? Man, Portland people have thier prioities all fernortenered.
HEY!
You can't cuss like that on this here radio punk!
I don't go to your web site and cuss on all your porn. Be cool.
Damn. Sorry I complimented your s*it-eating grin, Dingo. Didn't mean to get you in trouble with the teacher, or nuthin.
(stupid teacher's pet. Think yer so cool cuz you have a blog, and yer not in prison.)
Ok, SORRY EVERYBODY! I promise not to say "sh#t" on Dingo's blog, anymore.
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