Wish list

For the Clown house and all it's assorted programs and projects:
Money....It costs 1500 a month to rent and makes -$300 (at least).
Wood glue...And lots of it, it's needed to recoat the "Red Shoe bike of death".
Sawzall blades...Can't have too many o those.
Kid sized bike helmets...To give away to kids who can't afford brain buckets.
Duct tape...If you can't duck it, then *&@k it.
Any metric sockets or wrenches (because in China, they measure stuff in centipedes and milliliters and stuff, our bike tools are all American but Huffys are not).
Paint and canvas...Maybe we can sell a painting and pay the power bill.
Beer...I don't drink any kind of booze and I try and keep the yahoos that hang out here sober as possible but I have found that having a six pack hidden away comes in handy for the many times I have to bribe people.
Also
Be looking for a blind person that may want to have a bike ride, A tandem bike was donated and after it gets about 2 weeks of love in the C.H. bike shop, it should be ready for a new program I'm working on called" Taking the blind for a ride club". If a stunt clown (like me) volunteers then the blind person could steer.