Well, Saturday's your lucky day! Cuz you, yes YOU, can be in the Alberta Street Parade!
That's right, folks! I, Chlorine Enema Jones, have been invited to be the most important clown in the whole parade: The one who picks up poop at the end! Yay!
And if you want to be in it, too, you can dress up your bike, or wagon, or dog, or all three (we're doing all of the above, here at the clown house), and come on down to St. Andrew's church ( 8th & Alberta) at 3pm, and show the whole town how fabulous you are!
Stilters, dancers, unicyclists, cheerleaders, and majoettes are especially encouraged.
See ya there!
"We havent got word about the permits yet so it may be the ghettoest parade that could"
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