As you all know, Former Republican President Gerald Ford has left his body so it can be displayed in the National Rotunda (the one in Washington DC, not to be confused with America's many fast-food customers),to be mourned by the people.
I, Bizzy Bawdy, would like very much to be among those expressing their sorrow in he Capitol. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the plane ticket. I would need to get there before Monday.
If you can find it in your heart to sent a poor clown to a national spectacle, please email bizzy@clownhouse.org, under the subject “can't afford a Ford.”