Wednesday, April 08, 2015

We don't take the clown stuff off between gigs.

 So as I was trekking across our hood to the burrito stand; a western dressed man happened to be walking ahead of me. 
Just a coincidence that I was following the same path he was. But to him...he was being followed by a clown. 
It didn't sit well. He kept looking back until I tracked his 3rd turn or so, then he bolted into traffic and stormed away swearing. Sorry fella, just need mah carne asado Yo.



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We went someplace where folks typically ask me for an autograph.

 It doesn't happen much; but when we do gigs where it does I'm prepared. I perfected Willie Nelson's autograph. This is part because i'm freaked out by identity theft but also because ya gotta dress for the autograph you want, not the one you have.
LOL Ryan Berkley read this and knew just what to do. He tracked me down and asked for an autograph on this. What a riot! and great to see him, it's been many years since we were in a band together.

I chickened out at the last moment and signed my own name. I couldn't do that to old Willie...even as a gag.

Monday, April 06, 2015

On the prowl












That's what I call crunch.

 SE FOPO PDX 
An NPC rolled a critical hit (out of turn)  into a local gaming store. 
The car had initiative and sadly the shop missed it's saving throw. 
The doorway didn't survive the encounter but the two human's did. Insurance is...y'know insurance so not much gold in that pot.
 I guess the drunkardly driver was more into LARPing.
I'm hip to join this crusade. 
Good luck R.C.G.


 I'm sure it's just a flesh wound. carry on!

Saturday, April 04, 2015

Pie Spot Fridays 3pm





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Oh just so you know,

 Olive and I refuse to cater gay weddings. Luckily that is only because we aren't qualified or licensed to cater any wedding. Can't produce anything more complicated than tea and pop corn. If that's cool, then it's on.

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