During our visit to Texas we went boating on Canyon Lake with my Mother

olive and my bro r both fun to watch.

flailing is so exhausting.

rootbeer and my childhood friend pat




I'm getting drug behind a boat!

Captain Vincente.

My bruddar!

I like it!

It's moms boat too!

back in Ptown

We are back in Portland and working as before in this wonderful city.


Come see us tonight for the Freakland Circus!


It's good to be eating things we like in our own part of the country.

brought home stuff from Texas to give to Oregon cats!

Enjoying San Antonio

In the tour barge we went under a bridge and a bird pooped on Olive's leg! See it?








this is with "the" San Antonio himself!











Me my Mom and My Brudder. They are hysterical.

ALAMO City to recharge and intoduce Olive to da Rents!

My babies are being kept from me for no good reason.
I have been a devoted father my kids whole lives. Every day that I cant be protecting them, nurturing them and loving them is a powerful drain on my every hour.
I'm no good to anyone as an upset worry wart so I agreed when the families of Olive and I got together and raised money for us to go spend a week in my home town of San Antonio Texas.My Mom was THRILLED to see me and of course she fell right in love with Olive Rootbeer.
I am a family man and I needed the love of my family in this very dark time.


I have never been so far away from my babies in time and space. It felt like i had a baseball in my throat. I kept reminding myself that it's a healing mission as well as a diplomatic one.







I decided to go see for myself if indeed there was a basement in the Alamo.Well it turns out that there is no basement but there is a tunnel.I would have more news about it but a fight broke out and our informant had to split before showing us.