Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Had a day off with the Kallisti


I spent last night doing nothing other than being treated like a king by the Kallisti, mostly the one called "O".
They summon me, I come from the wasteland, we rejoice!
I am made to feel like a knight, I'm actually more of a wizard but for for the Kallisti, I'm a large stack of man and the knight roll is more apropos.
You better believe I will protect them like a knight and a wizard if ever called to, when their hands caress my skin, pet my hair, bathe my body I feel like a beast, I feel in company with the Goddess we all touch each other well.
I have real romance with one of them and just cant keep my hands off the other one.
This morning we were in bed in a pile, we were loving each other and petting, my eyes rolled up into my skull in ecstasy, I can't imagine doing this drunk or on drugs, that would SUCK.
My girl "O" explores me like I'm a new car with lots of toys, I'm so glad to be wart free she kisses me all over, we took a two hour bath.
I had a dinner of meat and veggies, made for me by "O" and we devoured it at midnight in a field under the blurry stars of SE Portland.
We had santaria candles burning for light and we looked at each other like "Who is this fascinating creature?"
She ate meat for the first time since age ten, she liked it, I hope she won't get sick from it.
Finally, I'm in as good a shape as I was last year, at this time.
I waited and waited and my reward finally came, I'm in this peaceful state now, content and immune to any feminine charms thank God.

The Ferral Punk House anti Fly bag


They claim that a bag of water over the door repels flies, I think there may be something to it, there were very few flies in the house.
Will Ood said they may have been born there.

The Boy



He now wears a kilt, its way easier to piss and potty train, he lives in hay all the time so it's not a big deal, I just won't ever take him to cafes.
He had an accident that I didn't notice and I was humiliated and shocked to find the owner mad at me.
Now we just keep him on the grass and hay

Sunday, August 31, 2008

What are the Witches of Essential Elements cooking up?


Um...The biggest plate of Nachos I ever saw!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I found a wonderful romance!


I love being delighted!
We fell into each others laps and decided to stay.

made some freinds on Belmont


They let me stay in the yard last week, we had great times together and I made some friends that I can relate to.
I'm heading there on Monday I think

When we get together on Tue.


Rocking Frog 25th and Belmont.

the tribe is live!
We gather the gypsies and play into the night together, come at 6:30.
We are still getting to know eachother, we did a good job on Last Thursday but I feel like we would have done our patron a better service had we done more stunts.
Next time we will have balloons, music, stunts and a better learned crew.

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