Saturday, September 27, 2025

preggs

 Wow there are a couple of pregnant people in tonight singing karaoke with friends. Im so glad there is no smoking indoors. Mama's need to get their sing on too. I couldn't card the Uterosters so I checked their Sonagrams. They aren't quite ready to be 86ed from their womb but soon.



Thursday, September 18, 2025

Overheard:

Overheard: "I'm gonna call it. Dingo is our step dad. He does all the Dad stuff an he's also the guy we have...even if he is a clown."other kid: "But we still haven't seen him mad...OR WET!" I have spent about a year feedin um, luvin um, paying for schools stuff and attending school stuff. I love it. Their faces are so cute when people recognize me on the street and I even love it when they scold me for doing night clown stuff "You don't have to tip the safty patrol Dingo!"


 

psudo dad

  I’m two kids pseudo step Dad these days. I’m not married to Saturn but you wouldn’t know by looking at us. The kids act like mine too. May...