Saturday, December 28, 2024

Doorman situations

 I'm at the Eagle Eye werkin the door. I just got blown away by a grandfatherly Philapino gentleman singing "Turn the page" He has a thick accent but still killed it. So good. The room erupted when he was done. This job is making me like songs I'm normally not into. I take pics of mostly myself because these folks never signed up for my Reality show.



Saturday, December 14, 2024

weed patrol

 The door opened and I could smell ganja burning outside. I thought “Nope.” and quickly ran outside. I waded into a crowd of young men saying in a loud stern voice “Who has weed? Were the weed? It is not allowed on the premises. Ya gotta put that out and take it down the street.” They all stopped talking and looked at me. I looked at them and where I was, fully surrounded by hard looking dudes who were clearly not impressed. There was nowhere for me to go. My mind told me “If these guys were extras in a movie the credits would read “Neighborhood toughs #1-#6.” Noted, “thanks internal monologue, now shut up.” I blurted out “Damn dudes, I hate feeling like a JR. High Assistant principal looking for weed. I wouldn’t normally care but we could lose our booze license-n-shit. I hope you know after my shift I’m gonna be burnin it down.” Thankfully the crew cracked up after a pregnant pause. They were shaking my hand and patting my back. One of them put a blunt out with his fingertips. “It was me Dawg I put it out, sorry about that.” One of the guys said “Dingo is super friendly but you never know what he got goin on. Maybe he could take us all out.” Everyone disagreed (including me) . They stuck around and had a great time and I was glad to make some friends. While going back to my post some nerd convo hit my ear from table 3 that cracked me up and gave needed distraction.

“Humans can visit the Sun MyDude…You just gotta go at night.”

Friday, December 13, 2024

I saw this on the internet.

"Normally the AI suggestions under posts are annoying but this one amuses me." 




 

snow day!

Doorman gig today for the Faerie Faire


 Doorman gig today for the Faerie Faire or as I call them "The ears and antlers tribe." I love them. It was a Pagan christmas/ Yule gathering/makers market. Portland relates, It was packed. I wasn't a bouncer as much as a traffic signal tending huge flows of people. They tipped me by adding flowers to my hat. That was fun and so great seeing many of my all time favorite people. I would say more but i'm off to my other doorman job at The Eagle Eye tavern for Karaoke night. Thank you Nathan and all the amazing Portland Fae for having me as your door guy.













Monday, December 09, 2024

Hot date.

Having hot wings and playing Hot-dice with hot secret GF in a warm place, on a cold night. ðŸ™‚

 We showed our middle agedness by both playing the game "safe" not making any reckless decisions. I bet we would get a great rate on dice insurance.

 

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Today I took my secret romantic partner's 10 year old son on one of my Dump Bunny cartage service dump runs. We had a blast together but...