Monday, May 13, 2024

My new doorman gig.


 

I'm working the door tonight again at the Eagle Eye tavern. It's so fun to interact with the people and watch them do Karaoke. The big big up though is having a front row seat to night Portland happening. Lots of loose cannons and free radicals that are so entertaining for me to watch. A drunk driver careened into a nearby wall last night. The car was in a huge hole so it took hours and two tow trucks to get it out. One of my new tipsy friends tells me "I mo get da tea." translation: "I will find out whats going on and report back." I tried to get her not to approach a dwi police stop as a drunkamerican but she insisted. "How you know im turnt?" Lol "Well for starters you been hugging me for 5 min. And we just met." She was also motivated because the driver was a person of color like her. The cop was being cool to the driver. He gave the option of getting arested or walking and having the car towed. There was no injuries or property damage so that was a very nice thing for the cop to do. If ya like singing and drinking come on down tonight at 5836 se 92nd. You can plausibly sing the doors while watching me work the doors. Groovy! Just don't park in the magical mystery hole.



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