What are the Witches of Essential Elements cooking up?

Um...The biggest plate of Nachos I ever saw!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I found a wonderful romance!


I love being delighted!
We fell into each others laps and decided to stay.

made some freinds on Belmont

They let me stay in the yard last week, we had great times together and I made some friends that I can relate to.
I'm heading there on Monday I think

When we get together on Tue.

Rocking Frog 25th and Belmont.

the tribe is live!
We gather the gypsies and play into the night together, come at 6:30.
We are still getting to know eachother, we did a good job on Last Thursday but I feel like we would have done our patron a better service had we done more stunts.
Next time we will have balloons, music, stunts and a better learned crew.

ThanksNathan B

Without your tech, I couldn't share my life with ya'll.
Here I'm taking shots off my tall bike with a fancy lenz he lent.

OK it's tuesday morning

I woke up on Hawthorne across the street from the Apothecary near 32nd street.
It was a bright morning, across from Chance of Rain cafe, they were closed for Burning Man, so no coffee today, I had to move here to where I'm hosting the open mic tonight.
Last night, Lacy called and asked if I wanted to live near them and have dinner.
She invited me to come over and hang out with the witches of the apothicary!
I had to do some monkey buissness so I didn't get there for an hour of so.
We decided to make the biggest plate of nachos ever, they had already soaked the beans !
We hung out, playing music, taking photos, singing and chasing each other around.
I wanted to ask Lacy and Jen to my house bike to cast some specialty spells but I need to get to know them better before revealing that much to them.
I want to paint my bike before I activate all the magic stuff.
They had one important element that I like,...they invited me.
As I hung out there for a few hours, I began to find the reality that all of the witches are stunningly attractive...including me.
It's creepy, I'm not trying to boast, I'm scared.
I'm just saying that I have been sober and away from the ciggs for a long time, I pull a house bike all day and ride a tall bike so I am really strong, plus my hair is long, I haven't been in this good a shape since I was twelve.
I have been studying magic and science since disproving the bible at about the same age, I'm really smart.
So it makes me afraid because at this moment in time I'm spiritually, mentally, and physically at the top of my game, emotionally, I'm a train wreck so I'm keeping myself way reserved.
People come to me all the time with their problems, they cry on my shoulders and yell at people with me being the proxy and sounding board, I don't want to be bawling about love lost to the hottest pagans I ever saw.
Most of the pagans I ran with in Texas were male, ugly and gang members.
I found this pagan community that are kind, gentle, full of good ideas and they are all gorgeous, even the children, pets, plants, the owner and her husband, all stunning.
If you are ugly, you should go see them, they have ear candles, tinctures, herbs and healing.
They have a magic shop but the only top hat you will find in it is on my head.
I think it may also be that they eat really healthy and take good care of their spirits, maybe it's just because we are in Portland.

Things are really good for Dingo the Clown

I have been drinking heavily from the cup of life, lots of hope, no stress and happy healthy friends and familia.
I am grateful

I opened my door...

look what i saw

Mr.Bitner and I in the parking lot before the show

sing to me

Some kids found my weakness to people singing my name.
They flagged me down by singing "Tallllllll Biiiiiiiike!".
And they got two bucks off me to paint flowers on my face.

Friday open mic with the witches

WOW it was a blast, every Friday night it's open mic at Essential Elements on 32nd and Hawthorne.

New show began at the open mic

We did the start of the big script today at the open mic.
I also began talks with a costume maker and some train kids to work on the big show.
Jess, Mr. Bitner and Mr.Kirtch will be the stars and the show is a four act musical with a good story and lots of drums.

I'm at Rocking Frog on Belmont (25th)

Come hang out tonight!

Tue. 25th and Belmont

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Just who I wanted to wake up with on my birthday.
We slept together (with our clothes on)in her back yard after I did my show.
I got to be on stage on my birthday and hold my dream girl all night!

rolling at night with the tv my only light

warning! GORE Abrewing...

Last week I had my warts frozen off, I took photos too, ...um.
I thank you for reading my blog, I love communicating with all the tribes from here.
Y'know, I don't really even know how many folks read my blog.
I do get a good number of strangers on the street commenting to me about my personal life as it relates to the blog so I know theres a lot.
So to show my appreciation I'm warning you...
WART PHOTOS COMING SOON BEWARE OF FUTURE POSTS AFTER FRIDAY!

Brutal kid weekend

They kicked my butt, a two year old and a three year old boy live at the ferral punk house.
This last weekend it was all about the two dads chasing boys around and keeping them out of trouble.
They run into the street, drink gear grease, poke the dog, throw fits, open the fridge and inspect foods by throwing it on the floor and stepping in it.
That was just on Sat.
I'm so tired but proud of my 10 year old for helping us out.
I bribe her with coconuts and fivers.

UTUBE with Paige the Village Idiot

I MISS THAT DUDE, he made me look so smart and I made him look hansom.
Look at this video from Last Thursday!
Chervona!!!!

Good friends in Long Beach Washington

J.Love serves up one hellava Mocha!

What a good looking man he is!
Sorry gals he is a good looking "married" man.

You can see him at Muddy Waters Coffee House on Belmont street SE.

He will hand make and deliver to your coffee to your bike house if you ask him to.

A moment from last year I will never forget.click here.

I thought I was a good circus Doc.
Turns out I'm just a pervert.

Been on Dekum

I have been on NE Dekum and MLK babysitting N's house, met his son J.
The first I saw of J, was his unflushed turds when I came in, he was a little dashed to wake up and find that his dad had deployed a clown in the house without telling him.
I had a BBQ last night, I ended up narrowly avoiding a fight with the local aggressive beggar, he pissed me off and he didn't know who he was dealing with.
He was kind of saved by a film crew that was interviewing me.
I was giving it to the guy, yelling and stuff when I looked around and the film crew had stopped smoking and were taping me.
I never had an argument with a boom mic present before, hope they use it.
Yesterday, I took good care of my kids and N's dogs but failed to rescue the broken tall bike Broadzilla or write the script that the two drummers and some dancers are waiting for.
Maybe I can work it out tonight at the Muddy Waters Open Mic I'm hosting.
The dogs and I elected a leader and it turned out I'm president until the dad comes home from Somegaddamnplaceistan W.V.
The male dog is superintendent meat head and the girl dog is prime minister of toes.
I have had my hands on the dogs so much, I may get sick from not washing my hands enough before eating.
Quess what?
It's my birthday today!
I'm 39...wow, at 29 I wouldn't have thought I would make it this far, turns out I did.
I made it this far and I'm lucky to be friends with the mom of my kids, friends with my kids, I'm virile as a stallion , bike house living has my senses sharp, muscles tighter than ever and now as of last Tue. I'm wart free.
The hottest doctor I ever saw in my life patiently took a cup of liquid nitrogen and slowly burned the warts off me, I'm not talking little shits, my warts were huge!
Now they are grotesque looking and falling apart, it was a birthday present to myself.
I kept them so long because I was using them to keep people away, I thought, only the ones who really love me would stick around if I had a nasty deformation, now there is enough real love in my life that I don't need the fence anymore...in fact, look who I got to cuddle with all night on a wonderful porch sofa...


It was just uncomfortable enough for us to keep waking up and noticing that we once again in each others arms.
It was a great way to wake up on my birthday.
Now it's on to Open Mic tonight!
There is a film crew doing a profile on me so they will be there, I hear Ringmaster Noah will be sending some of his high class circus workers my way, hope so.

Swell time in Longbeach Washington

Whew!
Felt good to work in a tent again!


I'm back in my home turf!
I was feeling a bit crummy sitting in my house bike last week, for the first time, I felt like it was really small, I felt an unpleasant form of alone.
Now I'm just back from Long Beach and I'm in my pad.
BOY is it good to be home, good to see my house bike, comfy and quiet.
Not to say I didn't like all the wide open spaces of Long Beach Washington.
I had a blast and made some new fans to boot!

first off we had to get all the stuff together.
Uncle Jay and his son Danger have been part of the Clown House for years, he began taking his son over instead of dealing with the jock dads of little league.
My big bike was stored at Alabama Joe"s place in South East.
We went to North Portland to load more and somehow, Stumps the Clown was there busking for booze, we played a few numbers on the street.

We got to Long Beach at night so I didn't know what the surroundings looked like till morning.
We had gone to Uncle Jay's Beach house just a few miles from the gig, when we woke I was surprised to see we were living in a Hobbit house, with rolling hills that eventually meandered to the Pacific Ocean.

The phone was dead...so was the color,but we didn't care.

The place was cute, if I had time to find a date she would have been soooooo pregnant...with fun.

When we got on the scene I was a little worried about the turn out, there was only one fan and she was there for the burlesque show.

Heres who hired me...

I couldn't take photos during my act...because I was busy...

I did take this pic while working...

Of course the crowd did show up, the freakshow had started!

old friend and new friend, waiting to go ON.

I love the restraint of the local cops. They just looked on as the Portland folks raged, got nekkid, played in traffic, I'm so grateful that this fella didn't tackle me many times that he maybe should have, thanks!

So I was waving this balloon lasso over some heads, hoping a date would nibble.Being single is great when you are the out of town clown.  ..A voice in the crowd asked "What are you looking to catch?"
..."A date if I'm lucky..."
I went round a corner just in time to hear...
"I got titties"


I poked my head around...saw the biggest guy in the field, he was smiling at me.

"Did you say what I think you said?"
"Yes I did, wanna see?"
"Yes I do."

He showed me he could indeed lick his own nipple.

I am impressed as hell, not just the human oddity, he is funny too.
I quickly found his fun hole...and a new friend, Jayson!

The show went well and we went back to the beach house eventually, but before we got out of town I went into a corn dog hut and spied two wonderful and cute, ladies that I didn't recognize.
One was Lisa and the other was May and they looked deliciously identical to each other.
I found out by asking that it was May that told Jake the alligator man, to hire me.
I was so grateful I wanted the two of them to take me home and wear me like a shirt, I guess thats what I would have been thinking about anyway.
Wish I had a photo of us all, they do.
When we got to the beach house my chore was dog wrangling, it was a good chore.


I rode home in the back with the dog

and watched "The comedians of comedy" a video by Patton Ozwalt on a little device and I also pretended to be a dog when cops followed because humans aren't allowed in the back of trucks anymore
See them next year I hope, if you want all the story, ask me, this is just a quickie post-a-roo.