4th of july

I volunteered to go buy someone a pregnancy test today

I volunteered to go buy someone a pregnancy test today. I was made to feel heroic but I admit I jumped at the chance largely for some selfish entertainment. First place I went I demanded the freshest pregger test they have. "Fresh, don't give me the bullshit old stuff like your banannas." The clerk was confused and smartly asked “Do you know what a pregnancy test is?” They didn’t have any.

I biked over to a little mom and pop shop called Safeway or as we call it “Murder safeway” since there are lots of death memorials in the parking lot.

I went in emoting fear and looking over my shoulder saying “I need a pregnant test quick!” They slowly said “Ya gotta go to aisle 10”

On 10 I didn’t see any tests YES! I was blessed with a third time at bat. I asked a stocker dude where the tests live. As we were walking I said, “I don’t know anyone who is having a baby. I need it for work. My father in law told me that the best way to know if you are gonna pass a drug test is to pee on a pregnancy test. Also where do you keep the pickle juice?” He tried really hard not to laugh. On the way out I heard laughter and saw the three people I had spoke to looking right at me and giggling.

That was fun and the kid wasn’t pregs so it was a win win for all but the folks I confused doing this asinine self inflicted acting challenge.

Brassless Chaps marching band seen during punk pride fest

My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.”

My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.” 

I was perplexed. I couldn’t figure out why, that's my least favorite chore. I asked why. She said “All the colors, textures and patterns put me in an amazing mood (also i like finding the stuff that also fits me.)” 

 I love that my clothes are eye candy. Her “teacher look” is mostly sensible, comfortable garments in denim or Earth-tones, my stuff is set to “OMG I shouldn’t have licked that toad.”

 

Treasure quest with Dingo Dizmal

Some day off starsixtynine,fourtwenty,coffee,redclaw,hotub,lp's and chill with GF.

 

Holding it down.