Thursday, July 06, 2017

My lady and I have VERY different priorities.

When we are shopping she is wondering
"what else do we need."
My concern is usually
"What else can we live without?"
When we are driving and she says
"Oh shit!"
 being a native Texan, to me that phrase only means one thing...that the cops are lighting up behind us.
To her it means there is a tiny spider on the dashboard.
She scares the crap out of me like that.
It's also funny that some phrases mean a lot to her and very little to me like "Oh no, we are out of T.P." while other mean little to her but a lot to me "The landlord is walking around outside."



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