Thursday, June 01, 2017

bike thief

A thief was stripping a bike that was locked to the rack the other night. Suddenly he was interrupted by a burly biker dude who was behind him tapping a baseball bat against the cement. "Split!" the biker commanded and the thief began gathering tools, "NOW!" so the dude split abandoning his kit on the ground. Good lookin' out kind Brotha Biker Man. So in other news we received a donation recently on the form of bike some tools. They are small and delicate, less good for bike maintenance but very useful for rapidly disassembling bikes. I gladly added them to my "drawer of ungentlemanly implements". Life in the big city.

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