Thursday, March 02, 2006

We gotziz buttons for hawking!


Yes the "Alberta Street Clown House" button is a fashionable, stylish component to any outfit. It says "Hey, I don't eat dog food."
It's a dandy hat pin, a wonderful back pack caddy and can be used in a pinch to open hand cuffs, you can also jam it in your eye.
Here Shown actual size (not actual size) it was created by international fashion guru Tiago Loren in his abandoned fish packing plant in Oslo Norway. It was first hammered out in seal blubber and then slowly refined to it's current, smart looking, metal and plastic motif.
If you have to ask what the price is for such an item, then you can't afford it...It's a buck (only a buck you say? I make five of those every hour!"
So email now at fastclown@veryfast.biz and get both the 1st button design of the 2006 season AND some kind of thank you.
I'ts a great value at only a dollar per full inch.
It comes in three colors, Black, Red and White and depicts our two most popular Tall bikes "Godzilla" and "avocado". Give the gift that says you don't eat dog food, give the pin of the Clown House.

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Sorry I forgot your birthday song.