Monday, November 21, 2005

Room open,

EWWW drama, it seems some of our roommates decided to split when we told them in a letter that we were sick of drunken fighting in the clown house.
Lynn, Caff and I told them before that we were sick of dealing with drunk jerks, this time we wrote a letter because it sucks talking to someone who has gotten stupid drunk and wont remember what you said anyway.
They chose to mail their kid back south and I guess find a new place to be drunks. It sucks that they chose booze over a community that likes them and was willing to help them out.
I can't tell if it's disloyalty or just laziness that made them decide to leave the week before rent is due instead of working it out or just quitting the booze until they get a place they can drink themselves stupid in without getting blood on our floors. Boy will that kid be pissed off when he gets older and finds out that he could have lived and gone to school in a house full of clowns.
We have the home school here at the clown house and it's so crappy to have other kids parents, or the land lord come in and see a front porch full of malt liquor cans that have holes punched in the top for quicker retardation.
Dude was fired from his band for drunken drama , so far they still seem to think everybody is against them, no accountability
So, room opening here for the end of this month.
no drunks, perps or bums. 350 a month, big windows, gigantic room, ground floor,big yard, free food delivered weekly and access to internet and heating.
anyone who has the rent and 410 deposit that mentions this blog automatically gets the room, just kidding.
Tiago?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you have room for another well behaved pooch at the clown house?

Dingo Dizmal said...

sure, any dog exept canis domesticus, they are not allowed by our land lord.

Anonymous said...

i don't understand why the whole world has to know about all of this shit. This is why we're leaving... we're uncomfortable living with people who hate us and throw our every mistake at us like a ton of bricks. We know we've fucked up. We argue more sober; if you've paid any attention you'd have seen that the last few days have been full of tears and yelling and bullshit because we're so stressed about all of these problems and the people who like to blame it all on booze. Booze doesn't help, we know that. But if we cant fix our shit anyway, what's the point? We need to be with real friends. After that bad night everyone has been soooo judgemental and nobody is willing to say, "hey, i've done this dumb shit before too, you're not so bad..." instead we've been bashed and shunned. It wasnt just the letters. It's everyday feeling unwelcome. We do appreciate you guys, i've said it before, and we're not about to hate on you. Later days and best of luck, alison

Dingo Dizmal said...

There was never a foul word or raised voice. Once time we, as a group, told you to knock off the drunken brawling. Then we wrote a note, when we still had the same problem.
If anything, I ignored as much as I could until it began to afect my kid.
Adults talk stuff out, not run away, leaving a few days before rent is due.
Y'all came to us, needing a place to stay, and we like you, and wanted to help. Now, we have a money stress, and are sad and disappointed.
Calling someone on their stuff twice is not coming down like a ton of bricks. We asked for some consideration, that's all.
Couples fight. When you guys drink, you yell, slam doors, hit each other, and forget it in the morning. Sober, you talk things out, and remember it later. We see and hear, and don't comment, but the yelling and violence, whether you remember it or not, affects the people around you.
Now we are screwed for roomates, and you are blaming us.

Anonymous said...

actually, ya know, you were in of us when we came too. Yes, you helped us out, but we were also helping you out, remember the other roomies who gave 4 days notice? In need of something too. And the fight happened once (physically) not in the house; it only ended with one of us inside. It sucked, yeah. And we knew you wouldnt be screwed on rent, this is the clown house. You said it yourself, you're famous in portland. Your nasty letters could've said something like "hey, we're your friends, and we know you've had a few problems, if you ever wanna talk about it we're here." instead of , "hey, what will the neighbors think of the beer cans?" and "you guys are total assholes." we all make mistakes. Dont forget you've made yours too. never meant any harm, ya know... wanted to leave cuz we were a burden and knew we weren't welcome any more. you guys made that obvious. Not to mention that dingo said to one of us that "everyone pretty much hates blair"... real friends are important... the kind who, when there's trouble, will say, "hey guys, it's not worth it, just chill" instead of nothing for months...

Sorry I forgot your birthday song.