My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.”

My girlfriend texted me “ I washed and folded the clothes you had here. It was so fun, I want you to bring all your dirty laundry over.” 

I was perplexed. I couldn’t figure out why, that's my least favorite chore. I asked why. She said “All the colors, textures and patterns put me in an amazing mood (also i like finding the stuff that also fits me.)” 

 I love that my clothes are eye candy. Her “teacher look” is mostly sensible, comfortable garments in denim or Earth-tones, my stuff is set to “OMG I shouldn’t have licked that toad.”

 

Treasure quest with Dingo Dizmal

Some day off starsixtynine,fourtwenty,coffee,redclaw,hotub,lp's and chill with GF.

 

Holding it down.

 

free beer tix

I love gigs that pass along free beer tickets. I don't drink beer so it's fun gifting them to my friends.

 

Pirate weekend was a blast. A big pirte crew came to my work and l got into the spirit.

PDX Rum Raids & Pirate Plunderoke.

Last night the pirate captain asked if her skeliton friend could live in the back overnight so they wouldn't have to carry it back tonight. Sure! There was room in the back room. I cracked up that her creepy friend isn't even close to the creepiest thing back there.

 

A song not to sing at the company party...

 A song not to sing at the company party... “Fuck her gently”. Ya may see someone do an edgy song and get inspired. Maybe it’s a co-worker but probably not. Certainly don’t sing F.H.G. if you are the boss. I saw that shitshow tonight. It happened after some guy from the other side of the room did a naughty song. It went over really well for everyone including a small company get-together near my station. So boss dude (guessing because he was the only one with a tie) decided to let his short hair down and sing that inspired, highly sexual and graphic Tenacious D tune “fuck her gently”. Bad idea. His huge smile evaporated as he noticed the looks of horror on his companions faces. They were clearly looking at one another going W.T.F? Unfortunately he was still in the middle of the song when he and I noticed his situation. He was forced to land that plane for every terrifying second. He “finished” and got paltry applause. I couldn’t watch long because I had to swivel my attention to a kid who was on my radar all night. It was his 21st. birthday and he was drinking alone. He walked out looking a little woozy. Shortly after he split a patron came up to me and said “This booth smells like puke.” I checked and sure enough he had vomited on the booth and filled a beer bottle with puke as well. After I cleaned it up I followed the trail of clues. There were two more spatz that looked like a late stage bowl of raisin bran. That guy needs some drinking buddies. When I returned, the Boss guy was again chatting and happy. Everyone seemed to have forgotten his social blunder. Good for him. Hopefully two lessons were learned. 1. To stay in check, have drinking friends when you visit a tavern and 2. if they are your co-workers, don’t sing them pornographic songs.