Tuesday, December 09, 2014

I was just crossing a busy street. I noticed a silver haired lady hesitating and not crossing.

 Luckily I had my super hero outfit on under my overalls. I bravely crossed back, tipped my hat and said "Pardon me Madam, I noticed you not crossing, may I be of service?" She looked me up and down and eventually said, "No thanks dumb-ass, I'm happy to wait for the green light like you should have done...and don't call me Madam, I'm only 54". After a short staring contest i politely said. "Your welcome " before flying away to a nearby rooftop to sob like a baby.

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