Luckily I had my super hero outfit on under my overalls.
I bravely crossed back, tipped my hat and said "Pardon me Madam,
I noticed you not crossing, may I be of service?"
She looked me up and down and eventually said,
"No thanks dumb-ass, I'm happy to wait for the green light like you should have done...and don't call me Madam, I'm only 54".
After a short staring contest i politely said. "Your welcome
" before flying away to a nearby rooftop to sob like a baby.
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