The fire department came calling

They said we have been a lot of fun and they don't want to be the "Heavy" but we cant just burn all our possessions in the yard.
Upon closer inspection they found that we were only burning clean wood and they instructed us on how to burn safe and according to the rules.
The Grope told me that it didn't help that I had made several piles of burning ashes all over the yard.
I was pretending to be looking out the window of a DC-10 over L.A.
Within an hour the Grope and all his friends had made the fire pit legal and restarted the blaze.