Saturday, February 18, 2006

Brat Stats


Name:Bruce Angus
Species: Homo sapiens sapiens
Initials: B.A.M.
Sister's initials: R.P.M.
misc.:He has three chins, nine or so dimples and can be found in swaddling clothing.
As of yet he has no job but plenty of promise.
Dog and other kid have met and approved him.
He has no teeth, I'm looking at great things coming from this boy in the future, like auto- locomotion and eventually language and a fine command of plumbing.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to extend my deepest thanks to Dingo, for calmly and sweetly helping me through the hardest day of my life.
I was a gory, screaming mess, and the dang baby was posterior, meaning he was facing backwards from the way he was meant to come out. For those of you who haven't pushed out babies, this makes them a lot harder to get out, and results in a number of c-sections, with large babies.
My 7 year old was posterior, too, but she was just shy of 8lbs. This guy was an even 10lbs, with a head circumference of 14 inches.
We named him Bruce, after what he did to my pelvis.

Dingo has been a stay-at-home dad, and worked odd jobs, around my schedule, until we stared Dawg Snax 2 years ago. He is SUCH a marvelous dad, an expert on kids, without trying to do it like a chick would. He is my hero. Another baby is a big freakin deal. It means we're back to diapers, and spit-up, and waa-waa-waa. Dingo is having a great attitude about it all - with a parade of grandmas and aunties over here, helping out, and also adding to the confusion, he has been steady, and as patient as he can be. He was my stength in labor, when I didn't think I could go on, and he is my rock, as I am recovering, and getting the boy's routine started.
(you float in an disorganized limbo, for a time, after a baby, as your world settles, and your body heals).
This house has to be managed, and he is keeping all our various enterprises going, despite the chaos.

When you see Dingo, congratulate him. On the baby, of course, but most of all on being a kick-ass guy, whose wife is so grateful and proud of him, she can hardly stand it.

Tiago DeJerk said...

No kidding, Dingo is the kind of dad I wanna have when I grow up. I think Dingo and Caffeine are artists in this matter, meaning that they come up with such big endeavors like this and look as if that was nothing, instead of freakin' out and being paranoid, like most people do.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations you three! Wow! Hope to see the new baby soon!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!!!Oh, my gosh, so excited. Can hardly wait to meet him.

I miss you all, huge amounts of love and respect to every one of you.

Anonymous said...

Hey Hey. Mr Dingo.
Congrads. on the Baby.. almost had an great day for an b-day feb 19.. LOL Thats my b-day so thats why i said it was an great day..Ill check out your site when i can. I have an mean pucking virus on this putter.. lame owner refused to put an anti virus on here..
congrads once again bro
give my love around the old household
ken



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Anonymous said...

I work with the little one's grandma. She was so excited to travel up there and see ya'll. I can definately see why. Congratulations, and I hope the best in love, family and health.

Staci- FCUSA

P.S. travel back safely grandma

Sorry I forgot your birthday song.